Why did the nurse need a red pen...
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I told my wife . . .
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
(from https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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Here's one of my favorite cartoons (click to enlarge):
(fromhttps://scoutlife.org/features/23079/funny-halloween-jokes/)
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Why did the frog take the bus to work?
his car got toad
(From http://vric.ucdavis.edu/history/joke.HTM.)
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What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
(https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
(https://www.rd.com/list/short-jokes/)
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